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All I am saying is give Pope a break
10/1/2003 4:21 PM
I was listening to the news this morning and heard what rough condition the Pope is in. For those of you playing at home...He's got Parkinsons, kidney problems, vision problems and add finitum any old guy would have. I'm here to say to the Catholics...Can you give the old boy a break? Would that be too much to ask? When you see a dottering old man on the Simpsons drool and fall asleep when he's talking...its funny. When its the leader of one of the religous faiths not so much. Far be it from me to cut a Catholics a break. But come one. Give him a little respect put him on a nice sunny porch...turn on the TV and let him live out the rest of his days in relative peace. Jesus!(oops) He even took a bullet for the church and stuck with the church. Let me tell you some pulls a gun at my job, consider it my last day. The only way they are going to be stopped is if the sonic boom I create from my fleeing the building knocks them down. Everytime I flip on Headline News I see them propping him up with a gaggle of cardinals around him. People have said but he won't step down...of course not he's a man who built his life on faith. Just tell him that he's going on a missionary trip to West Palm Beach...after a couple of days in a hawiian shirt and Bermuda shorts I bet he'll forget he's the pope. Some times you need to stop the fight. And currently John Paul isn't fighting Satan as much as he is fighting gravity. And by the looks of it gravity is about 1 round a way from TKO. So you right to life Catholics why don't you give the guy a break and let him enjoy the last bit of whats left of his. Hear endeth the rant.
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